HELLOHELLOHELLO.

I am bleeding cus I'm bored stiff.Rahhhhhh.ohmygod someone date me date me date me! Watch a movie,have a meal,go shoe shopping,WHATEVER.Hell,even CIP sounds good when you're desperate.

Thats why I'm SO EXCITED for trng tmr. The prospect of pouring over the most pressing issues in today's world, coming up with strong cases and defending it with all our hearts at the ungodly hour of NINE in the morning comforts me cus atleast I'm outta here.

Claire is so funny. She's in love for the HOWMANIETH(?) time this year. censoredcensoredcensored. She went looney when I called her Mrs ______.HAHA!

And it pains me to know that there's no need to expect TheMan tomorrow. She's goooooooooneeeeee and there wasn't even a goodbye:((( I've been contemplating if I should do it but its sucha a schizo thing to do and I'm bloody sure if I do it once,I'd do it again so I shan't do it afterall.NOT TODAY(: eeyer the thought of it makes me SQUIRM. Its the kind of thing someone in bad need of a shrink would do.

The moose paid me twenty buckaroos just to make phonecalls to seven companies to get their postal codes,some quick filing and paper sorting and BAM,twenty lovely dollars:DDD Now I just wish she'd let me go out so I could USE it.

Maybe when I catch her in one of her better moods(like when she isn't pissed over some asshole of client) I'd get her to read me RAIN MAKES APPLESAUCE. I truly love that one. And she's got this very FLOATY voice which makes it sound so nice. I hate to say this but I love the way she reads.It makes me happy like:))))))))))

The stars are made of lemon juice,
and rain makes applesauce.
I wear my shoes inside out,
and rain makes applesauce.
Oh, you're just talking silly talk
Oh, you're just talking silly talkI know I'm talking silly talk...
ButRain makes applesauce!
My house goes walking every day,
and rain makes applesauce.
Dolls go dancing on the moon,
and rain makes applesauce.
Oh, you're just talking silly talk
Oh, you're just talking silly talk
I know I'm talking silly talk...
ButRain makes applesauce!
The wind blows backwards all night long,
and rain makes applesauce.
Monkeys mumble in a jelly bean jungle,
and rain makes applesauce.
Oh, you're just talking silly talk
Oh, you're just talking silly talkI know I'm talking silly talk...
ButRain makes applesauce!
Candy tastes like soap, soap, soap,
and rain makes applesauce.
Monkeys eat the chimney smoke,
and rain makes applesauce.
Oh, you're just talking silly talk
Oh, you're just talking silly talkI know I'm talking silly talk...ButRain makes applesauce!
Tigers sleep on an elephant's snoot,
and rain makes applesauce.
Clouds hide in a hole in the sky,
and rain makes applesauce.
Oh, you're just talking silly talk
Oh, you're just talking silly talk
I know I'm talking silly talk...
ButRain makes applesauce!
Salmon slide down a hippo's hide,
and rain makes applesauce.
My Teddy Bear sings out loud at night,
and rain makes applesauce.
Elbows grow on a tickle tree,
and rain makes applesauce.
Oh, you're just talking silly talk
Oh, you're just talking silly talk
I know I'm talking silly talk...
ButRain makes applesauce!

I wish I'd grow up.Its really silly talk because dammit rain makes no applesauce.